No, Not In A Million Years

jephalovecookie @ 2009-02-01T18:05:00

2009-02-01T23:06:05Z

THE END

jephalovecookie @ 2008-11-03T18:51:00

2008-11-03T23:52:11Z

you ever wanted to rip your face off?
this is one of those times.

jephalovecookie @ 2008-10-23T10:13:00

2008-10-23T14:14:45Z

I had poprcorn for breakfast, and tore a three inch long hole in my Marilyn Manson shirt.
These both make me unhappy.

jephalovecookie @ 2008-07-21T20:51:00

2008-07-22T00:51:25Z

jephalovecookie @ 2008-04-17T19:20:00

2008-04-17T23:27:38Z

Day 23

We ran out of food and water last Wednesday.
~~Ate Elmo~~.
Beginning to wonder if we'll ever be found.

I def did not steal this from NailsNoir777 ;)

2008-03-04T21:23:34Z

Your Slanguage Profile

Aussie Slang: 50%

Prison Slang: 50%

Victorian Slang: 50%

British Slang: 25%

Canadian Slang: 25%

New England Slang: 25%

What Slanguage Do You Speak?

A FRIEND GAVE THIS TO ME AND TOLD ME TO FILL IT OUT

2008-02-27T00:50:49Z

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(^) Drank Alcohol

Level 2
( ) Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
( ) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
(^) Been In A Fist Fight

Level 3
( ) Snuck Out Of A Parent's House
( ) Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
( ) Made Out With A Stranger
( ) Went Out On A Blind Date

Level 4
( ) Crush On An Older Person
(^) Skipped School
( ) Almost Slept With A Co-worker
(^) Seen Someone / Something Die

Level 5
( ) Had / Have a Crush On Someone Who Is On Your Buddy List
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(^) Been On A Plane
(^) Thrown Up From Drinking (Wasn't alcohol though)

Level 6
( ) Eaten Sushi
(^) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Myspace
( ) Been Mosh Pitting

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(^) Taken Pain Killers
( ) Loved / Liked Someone Who You Can't (Couldn't) Have
(^) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(^) Made A Snow Angel

Level 8
(^) Had A Tea Party
(^) Flown A Kite
(^) Built Sand Castle
(^) Gone Puddle Jumping
(^) Played Dress Up

Level 9
(^) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(^) Gone Sledding
(^) Cheated While Playing A Game
(^) Been Lonely
(^) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

Level 10
( ) Used A Fake / Someone Else's ID
(^) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake

Level 11
(^) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(^) Robbed Someone
(^) Been Misunderstood
(^) Pet A Deer

Level 12
( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(^) Eaten A Whole Pint Of Ice Cream In One Night
(^) Had Deja Vu
( ) Danced in the rain

Level 14
(^) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
( ) Questioned Your Heart
(^) Been Obsessed With Post-It Notes

Level 15
(^) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(^) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(^) Swam in the Ocean
(^) Felt Like You Were Dying

Level 16
(^) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(^) Played Cops And Robbers
(^) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(^) Sang Karaoke
(^) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

Level 17
(^) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(^) Made Prank Phone Calls
( ) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose

Level 18
(^) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
( ) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(^) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(^) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
( ) Had A Wish Come True
(^) Been Humped by A Dog / Cat

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(^) Jumped Off A Bridge
( ) Swam With Dolphins

Level 22
(^) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer / Ice Cube
(^) Kissed A Fish
(^) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(^) Sat On A Roof Top

Level 23
(^) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(^) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(^) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(^) Stayed up All Night

Level 24
(^) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(^) Climbed A Tree
(^) Had A Tree House
(^) Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

Level 25
(^) Believe In Ghosts
( ) Have / Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes At Once
( ) Gone Streaking

Level 26
(^) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
( ) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(^) Been Easily Amused

Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It
(^) Caught A Butterfly
(^) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(^) Cried So Hard You Laughed

Level 28
( ) Mooned / Flashed Someone
(^) Had Someone Moon / Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(^) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) Slept Naked
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping In A Pool
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

Level 29
(^) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
(^) Had A Cavity
(^) Black-Mailed Someone
(^) Been Black Mailed

Level 31
( ) Been Used
(^) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(^) Bit (Or Licked) A Cat
(^) Bitten Someone
(^) Licked Someone

Level 32
( ) Been Shot At
( ) Flattened Someone's Tires
( ) Rode Your Car Until The Gas Light Came On
( ) Got Five Dollars Or Less Worth Of Gas

jephalovecookie @ 2008-01-23T00:11:00

2008-01-23T05:16:29Z

Y O U … C A N … O N L Y … T Y P E … O N E … W O R D !

N O … E X P L A N A T I O N S !

1. Yourself: Freaky

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend: Gone

3. Your hair: Periwinkle

4. Your Mother: Sleeping

5. Your Father: Sleeping

6. Your Favorite Item: Boots

7. Your dream last night: Nope

8. Your Dream Home: Here

9. The Room You Are In: Mine

10. Favorite color: Red

11. Your fear: Ropes

12. Where do you want to be in ten years? Jepha

13. Who you hung out with last night: Frankiez

14. What You’re Not: Rude

15. Your Best Friend: Petey

16. One of Your Wish List Items: Five

17. Your Gender: Female

18. The Last Thing You Did: Danced

19. What You Are Wearing: PJs

20. Your Favorite Weather: Sunny

22. The Last Thing You Ate: Popcorn

23. Your Life: Okay

24. Your Mood: Hungry

25. Who are you: Me

jephalovecookie @ 2008-01-22T23:59:00

2008-01-23T05:11:07Z

You have to use 3 words to answer each question. No more, no less. It’s harder than you think.

1. Where is your cell phone? in my bag

2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby? Costa Mesa, California

3. Your hair? brown and periwinkle
4. Where is your father? is watching TV
6. Your favorite thing to do? sniff chocolate cookies
7. Your dream last night? Didn't dream anything
8. Your favorite drink? Cranberry Italian soda
9. Your dream car? Jeep TJ Wrangler
10. The room you’re in? My wonderful bedroom
12. Your fears? Claustrophobic, The Dark
14. Who did you hang out with last night? My older sister
15. What aren’t you good at? Remembering to remember
16. Muffins? I like cinnimon
17. One of your wish list items? spiderweb printed corset
19. The last thing you did? drank a latte
20. What are you wearing? tiger shirt, sweatpants
22. Your pet? a blue collie
23. Your computer? a flatscreen dell
24. Your life? is pretty cool
25. Your mood? hungry, amused, hyper
26. Missing? my kitty cats
27. What are you thinking about right now? Kanye West Dancing
28. Your car? Don't have one
29. Your work? I seriously wish
30. Your summer? isn't here yet
31. Your relationship status? romantically? Very single
32. Your favorite color(s)? Red and black
33. When is the last time you laughed? 30 minutes ago
34. Last time you cried? three days ago
35. School? Sucks major ass

jephalovecookie @ 2008-01-22T23:47:00

2008-01-23T04:52:58Z

!!!FIRST THOUGHT(S)!!!

No going back and changing, you cheater.

Here we go:

1. Beer: Belly

2. McDonald’s: Fries

3. Relationships: Ew

4. Favorite color: Red

5. Power Rangers: Rule

6. Weed: Pot

7. Steroids: Growl

8. Cartoons: I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout, when I get all steamed up hear me shout. Tip me over and pour me out.

9. The President: John Lennon

10. Tupperware: Can melt

11. Florida: Hawaii

12. Santa Claus: Fat

13. Halloween: Yum

14. Alice in wonderland: Elmo

15. Grammar: Sucks

16: Myspace: Beep

17. Worst fear: Eggs

18. Marriage: Certificate

19. Paris Hilton: Whatever you!

20. Pat: On your back

21. Redheads: lick

22. Blondes: cake

23. Pass the: tantrix

24. One night stands: Edgar Allen Poe

25. Donald Trump: Combover

26. Neverland: yummy

27. Pixie Stix: Salt

28. Vanilla ice cream: VilleNilla

29. Hooters: Tweeters

30. High school musical: Lucas Gabreel

31. Pajamas: PJs

32. Woody: Woodpecker

33. Wet Socks: Bubble

34. Driving: boom

35. Love: cookie

jephalovecookie @ 2008-01-14T14:08:00

2008-01-14T19:08:42Z

I like cookies with milk, do you?

jephalovecookie @ 2007-11-06T19:01:00

2007-11-07T01:06:49Z

I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO

GEICO!

jephalovecookie @ 2007-11-06T11:14:00

2007-11-06T17:14:54Z

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Shockingly Enough I Was Inspired

2007-07-05T04:08:35Z

Yeah. It is quite shocking if you know how lazy I am about writing and stuff, But I got totally inspired to start his story by a song I heard a couple months ago, I found and started listening to the band again recently and I decided that I actually wanted to start writing it now that It's come to the front of my head again.. I've typed up three short chapters in the passed hour or so and now the only problem I'm having is finding a server to post it up on, I'd post it in this journal.. But for some reason i find that odd. I tried freewebs and it completely crashed on me, plus FF.net doesn't allow Celebrity based story's, it's totally killing my muse!

...SO! I just felt like ranting, If anyone knows of a website that would let me post up Celebrity fiction story I'd love to hear about it.. I'm planning on making another MySpace account and just posting them up on there if I write to many in the meantime and can't find somewhere else. But, yeah. That was actually quite helpful to write all down. ^_^

My Page Is So Empty

2007-05-22T19:45:02Z

I've only been on livejournal for about three days and it's already confusing the hell out of me.. I, just about two minutes ago, found out how to mess with my journal and this is why I am currently typing this pointless ramble out. How blank does this page look?? O.x

I actually signed up on here for advertising perposes but as I think back on it I actually used to get on here a ton too look for Outsiders avatars and icons for an RPG board I used to be on, the board died like.. four weeks after I joined it from what I remember, that or I just decided Dallas wasn't any fun anymore and quit, I've done that a lot, you never really know though, anywho.

I just felt like posting in here cause my page has nothing on it, I have nothing better to do because I have writers block and can't post, Writers block also means I can't continue any of my stories, it's way too hot in here, I have to wait to go too Wally World and I found these neat Ferret looking smilies that I wanted to share with the rest of the world XD And no. I don't care if you've already seen them before, I haven't seen them before and thats all that really matters.

The board I'm advertising is called Sheer Pandemonium and is a Celebrity based RPG board

http://z4.invisionfree.com/Sheer_Pandemonium/index.php?act=idx

there's some linkage if you get as bored as I am and decide you wan too chec k it out or something, though most of the people I have added to my friends are actual people who have already joined the site. Who really cares. Do I? No. Not really. I don't.

~~~Cookie~~~